10/26/2020 - the-grove - Black Ops

The Thang

1st objective- Quick reaction force to get more ammos for troops stuck behind the enemy lines. Ammo Cans located (coupons)…complete following exerises…50 each by each PAX- Chest Presses w/ Coupon, Squats w/ Coupon, Merkins, Lunges and SSH/ Mtn Climbers….Word came down that the Our flag needed to be recovered….Fast pace job to flag pole….25- J-Lo’s followed by 25-Shoulder taps…..Flag was secured….we needed to circle around enemy territory, AKA, MIDDLE SCHOOLS…caution to watch out for run-a-way hormones….arrived into heavy occupied enemy territory AKA the LAX field…PAX instructed to bear craw/crab walk across length of field in order to not get shoot(all while making sure we don’t dent there precious field). Several pax were apparently wounded…according to the wincing and grumbling of the troops…brisk run around the enemy fox hole to the heavy occupied Tank storage lot AKA School Buses AKA the yellow Twinkie…Pax instructed to complete a Halo Jump AKA 360 Curb Merkins times 4 rotations……more grumbling. Instructed Medic to inspect troops for PTSD….notified several PAX were struggling do to memories of the Yellow Submarines…….Headed around building and located a stairwell that needed t be cleared AKA Middle school teacher smoking pavilion ….Instructed PAX to do 50 Step ups on bench’s…..Brisk run back to parking lot to locate additional Ammo can (coupons)….at this point YHC is sorry to report 1 soldier was lost in friendly cross fire…RIP KATMANDID….Pax located AMMO cans….25- overhead presses, 25 coupon swings, 25 BBS……then return to headquarters with ammo stash…..around of Mary to finish up.